Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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