let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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