are you so shy because you have an std?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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