I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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