Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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