You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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