You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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