I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
