For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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