shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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