please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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