Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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