If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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