its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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