your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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