We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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