Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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