Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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