You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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