i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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