Hey man sorry I got all grabby
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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