ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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