I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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