hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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