He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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