but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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