I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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