guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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