I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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