Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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