no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
