You can't motorboat a personality
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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