remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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