fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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