You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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