I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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