im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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