I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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