I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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