Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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