24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just invented taco cereal.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
