school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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