This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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