I want you more than these girls want KFC
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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