you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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