i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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