Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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