I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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