When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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