So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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