Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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