I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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