I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Can I color on your dick again?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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